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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2001
9:11 am
Naked Halloween


Current Mood: cheerful
Saturday, October 13th, 2001
2:26 am
Sunday, September 16th, 2001
8:28 am
Friday, September 14th, 2001
2:08 pm
Wednesday, July 25th, 2001
10:01 am
Friday, July 13th, 2001
8:16 am
Does Viagra Work for You?
I tried it once 1/2 a tablet and all it did was clog up my sinuses.
Wednesday, July 11th, 2001
11:11 pm
Wednesday, June 27th, 2001
10:45 am
Have you ever Masturbated at work?

Current Mood: curious
7:00 am
I woke up jacked off
Felt Damn good
now time to get my ass to work :-}

Current Mood: satisfied
Wednesday, June 6th, 2001
12:56 pm

The Art of Dicksmacking

That is a funny post ;p


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Monday, June 4th, 2001
2:28 pm
Masturbation Questions
When you Masturbate do you usually do it alone? or with a partner?
do you use books or videos for stimulation? or just fantasize?
what is you favorite way to masturbate?
what type of lube do you use? if any
do you masturbate with toys? ie. pocket pussy,dildo..etc
how long do you usually masturbate?
how often do you masturbate?

Current Mood: curious
Thursday, May 10th, 2001
1:31 pm
is sex really all that it's cracked up to be?
I just dont get it. I find masturbation easier, less messy, and does the job with less stress
plus you masturbate when you feel in the mood. you dont have to try to get in the mood when your partner is dry humping your leg like a poodle in heat whining that they are horny.

Current Mood: okay
Saturday, May 5th, 2001
12:59 pm
What was that about morning wood being a bit of a problem!

Fuck me (if you like!)
Thursday, April 26th, 2001
7:30 pm
This morning
I had WOOD so hard, I snuggled this wood between my wifes ass cheeks. She likes spooning like that.

She kept fading in and out of sleep between snooze alarms. She WOOD hold my hardon and fade off to sleep, I'd do that thrust thing men do with the penis to encourage the penis and the woman.

She faded in and out of sleep some more. Finally we spooned. I got my stiffy between her ass cheeks {just like she wants it} and she awoke to that feeling. She said "Your dick is so hard!".

She went to go pee and start her coffee, and came back to bed and climbed up on top of me, giving me a full face of her 40D titties! As it happens my cock found her pussy, tho it was dryish we were able to get the hip thing going on to get it in.

It started with just the tip. You guys know that feeling, just 1" of our cock in her cunt and she is rubbing it against her clit! Damn! If I wasn't hard enough before she came upon me I was after her fisrt orgasm!

She kept thursting down, I thrusted up, our members met with mutual pleasure.

Now she likes it underneath, so I gave her what she likes best. I started slow, stopped, started again a bit faster, stopped, then went full squirt in our third passionate excercise of maritial bliss.

I kissed her neck she moaned. I thrusted she moaned louder. I pumped, we came together I stayed hard. She napped a bit, I nudged her to get up, else she'd be late for work.

As she left I gathered up her ass again in my hand when she stood up. I could feel my cum on her ass as it oozed out her love canal.

Does this post belong here?

or in Erotic LJ?

let me know

and BTW my wife does not want to know IF I posted this [as i read it to her just minutes ago] she is embarrased and thinks it is to personal a thing to share with all you strangers on the internet.

I told her many men and women like to discuss this kind of topic out loud and public and even on the internet. She is not sure I should post this "sex stuff".

should I post more, or less, or not at all. Mens votes=? and Womens votes=?

Current Mood: satisfied
Tuesday, April 24th, 2001
10:56 am
morning jism
I find that jacking off in the shower when I wake up in the morning really gets me going for mthe whole day. Am I just wierd?

Current Mood: horny
Monday, April 23rd, 2001
7:02 pm
I just wanted to say Hi, and I'm here for female moral support for all you men. Glad you have a place to discuss Mr Happy's problems.

5:45 pm
Hi. I just started this journal for anybody wanting to talk about that most embarassing bit of male sexuality- the morning woody.

Anything you want to say, go ahead. We're all here for ya.
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